The ritual is over & the turkey has been stuffed
The Xmas pud from Sainsbury's in the oven
The carpet is de-fluffed
With mince pies & now I'm stuffed
No booze for me this Christmas just Ginger beer
Said the old soothsayer shaman in a day glow day
Eat less in this time of excess when you sit down to pray
You have to pay for it on your credit card until this time next year.
Happy new year you sinners as you wait for Easter day
The mince pies then are rock hard as all rock should be
Get a hot cross bun, a five pointed star shines on you
Said the old woman in the shoe
Here's my thoughts or Christmas & sent from me to you
Dave
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