Monday, 9 December 2013

Inspired by Dylan Thomas



The famous farting farmers
Flew in from Fishtail Bay
The wind was from the wrong way
One was heard to say
Under milk would it turn to yoghurt?
The rest maybe be blue cheese
The farmers started farting
And made a great big breeze
They bottled up the gases
And sold it on eBay
And saved an energy crisis
Those farmers can come back any-day.

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