From the far side where reality becomes confused

"You are old father William the young Hoodie said:

You nutty old geezer how do you know what is up or down?"

"If I stand on my head I can't have drink; cos you can pour real ale down their throat when standing on their head; it defies gravity old chap.

I can't become legless if my feet are up above my head so what is up is down?

I find the blood doesn't run to my head as I wonder how the apple fell on Newton's head.

And how can I stand on my head cos I think it would be uncomfortable to stand on my bunion on my big toe.

Just a thought my dear boy & go & get a job."

Dave